Tuning:E A D G B E 


A                        C#m
We've been together for so very long 
    G                         Bm
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? 
                      E
Seems you don't want me around 
    Bm                   E
The passion is gone and the flame's died down 

A                              C#m
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem 
    G                             Bm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team 
                      E
You used to think I was nice 
      Bm                                 E
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist 

   G                        D
Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? 
    A                        E
That kind of thing is hard to ignore 
     G            D                    A
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore 

A                       C#m
I knew that we were having problems when 
   G                          Bm
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again 
                            E
You're still the light of my life 
       Bm                             E 

Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? 

A                          C#m
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way 
   G                      Bm
You poison my coffee just a little each day 
                                E
I still remember the way that you laughed 
 Bm                       E
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft 

          G                              D
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra 
    A                    E
Doing in my underwear drawer? 
    G            D                     A
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more 

A                     C#m
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill 
   G                              Bm
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will 
                  E
You set my house on fire 
    Bm                             E
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers 

A                         C#m
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap 
   G                        Bm
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep 
                       E
You drilled a hole in my head 
       Bm                              E
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead 

   G                       D
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all 
   A                     E
You never acted this way before 
      G                 D                    A     E   D
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore, oh no no 
     G            D                    A
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore