C                       Em
We've been together for so very long
    Dm
But now things are changing,
       G
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
  Dm                      G     
Seems you don't want me around
       Dm
                   F         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down

            C                    Em 
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
     Dm                             G
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
Dm                      G
You used to think I was nice
         Dm                                G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

    A#                          F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                       G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm     F      Dm         F       C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 C                         
I knew that we were having problems when 
    Em                        Dm
you put those piranhas in my bathtub again
    G                          Dm
You're still the light of my life
     G                             F             G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife You know I,
 C                     Em
even think it's kinda cute the way-yea
      Dm                      G
you poison my coffee just a little each day
 Dm                               G
I still remember the way that you laughed
         Dm                 F        G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Bb                                             F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C                        G
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
            Dm        F     Dm         G         C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                               Em
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
        G                           Dm                
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
G                    Dm 
You set my house on fire
       G                              F           G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

          C                     Em                 Dm
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
                  G
my eyebrows while I was asleep
G                          Dm
 Youdrilled a hole in my head
           Dm              G                F          G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Bb                              F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
       C                        G
 You never acted this way before
           Dm      F       G         Dm         C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
   G              Dm   G       F         G         C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore